KingCrowleyVA's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Makin' Baskets with the Easter Bunny!]

I almost threw up when the snot came out.

[STEPHEN SMOTHERS and his SEVEN MOTHERS]

Wait, what does that mean? What do they do? Are their benefits to having 7 mothers?

[Super Salt Bros]

Yeah that's me and my friends playing in a nutshell lol.

[Platypus and....]

What would go with a platypus?

[Rub Titties (amv)]

Bars.

[chief's wiggum son, ralph]

Why is every Newgrounds animator doing creepypasta shit now? not that I mind lol just curious.

fattyfatfatto responds:

no idea, maybe a nostalgia for old bad ones like jeff the killer and slenderman and all those. I just did it because i'm a hack with no ideas!

[Oney Plays Animated: Spider-Man and The Brown Goblin]

Tobey Maguire and William Dafoe need to do a dramatic reading of this lol.

[Biff Boomster on the Coronavirus]

LEAVE MY GAMES ALONE YOU OLD FUCK!!

TheMartoon responds:

Look pal Boom News only reports on pure facts, it's time to put down the controller!

[Beezie: The meat filled muppet]

This is something out of a creepypasta or an episode of Supernatural.

[Joe Exotic Confesses]

How rotten do teeth have to be to where you can actually chew them down and eat them? lol.